megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

swayinyourwavves:

xerneas:

juminaji:

sclub7:

internetmotel:

k1mkardashian:

paprikalipstickcoinpursevaseline:

oh em gee hate this bitch!

she went awf

"JEN"

this made my week

LMAOOOOOO

THIS IS A MESS I CAN’T

I hate people like her

christianapab:

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"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."
(via twerkinqs)
kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fitstharip:

Do u ever get so deep into ur own thoughts to the point where u realize ur just mind fucking the shit out of yourself?

kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK